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The Twelve Sprints of Christmas

Torrey Dye
Reading: The Twelve Sprints of Christmas

Share some holiday cheer and have a good laugh with this Agile take on the Twelve Days of Christmas.

P.S. The LeadingAgile elves either have a little too much time on their hands or have been hitting the nog early!

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On the first sprint of Christmas

my product owner sent to me:
a Whiteboard in a Team Room

On the second sprint of Christmas
my product owner sent to me:

2 Sharpie Pens
and a Whiteboard in a Team Room

On the third sprint of Christmas

my product owner sent to me:

3 Post it Notes
2 Sharpie Pens
and a Whiteboard in a Team Room

On the fourth sprint of Christmas
my product owner sent to me:

4 Story Points
3 Post it Notes
2 Sharpie Pens
and a Whiteboard in a Team Room

On the fifth sprint of Christmas
my product owner sent to me:

5 Golden Snitches
4 Story Points
3 Post it Notes
2 Sharpie Pens
and a Whiteboard in a Team Room

On the sixth sprint of Christmas
my product owner sent to me:

6 Teams a Sprinting
5 Golden Snitches
4 Story Points
3 Post it Notes
2 Sharpie Pens
and a Whiteboard in a Team Room

On the seventh sprint of Christmas
my product owner sent to me:

7 Testers a Testing
6 Teams a Sprinting
5 Golden Snitches
4 Story Points
3 Post it Notes
2 Sharpie Pens
and a Whiteboard in a Team Room

On the eighth sprint of Christmas
my product owner sent to me:

8 Maids a Milking
7 Testers a Testing
6 Teams a Sprinting
5 Golden Snitches
4 Story Points
3 Post it Notes
2 Sharpie Pens
and a Whiteboard in a Team Room

On the ninth sprint of Christmas
my product owner sent to me:

9 BAs Dancing
8 Maids a Milking
7 Testers a Testing
6 Teams a Sprinting
5 Golden Snitches
4 Story Points
3 Post it Notes
2 Sharpie Pens
and a Whiteboard in a Team Room

On the tenth sprint of Christmas
my product owner sent to me:

10 Scrum Masters a Twerking
9 BAs Dancing
8 Maids a Milking
7 Testers a Testing
6 Teams a Sprinting
5 Golden Snitches
4 Story Points
3 Post it Notes
2 Sharpie Pens
and a Whiteboard in a Team Room

On the eleventh sprint of Christmas
my product owner sent to me:

11 Pairs Programming
10 Scrum Masters a Twerking
9 BAs Dancing
8 Maids a Milking
7 Testers a Testing
6 Teams a Sprinting
5 Golden Snitches
4 Story Points
3 Post it Notes
2 Sharpie Pens
and a Whiteboard in a Team Room

On the twelfth sprint of Christmas
my product owner sent to me:

12 Scrummers Scrumming
11 Paris Programming
10 Scrum Masters a Twerking
9 BAs Dancing
8 Maids a Milking
7 Testers a Testing
6 Teams a Sprinting
5 Golden Snitches
4 Story Points
3 Post it Notes
2 Sharpie Pens
and a Whiteboard in a Team Room

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